Braille Army hoodie
Braille Army: /brāl ˈärmē/ noun
- Skateboarders. Braille Fans. The cream of the crop of all people. “The last line of defense against the zombie apocalypse, the few, the proud, the mighty… the Braille Army.”
- An amazing channel on YouTube. “Did you guys see that video on Braille Army today? It got 100 million views in 10 minutes and has instigated world peace.
- Synonyms: perfection, flawless, Superman
Anyone wearing this hoodie can run a 5K in under 2 minutes, can skate for 12 hours straight without food or water and is likely skilled in base jumping and close-quarter combat.
P.S. Please do not try any of the above.
5% of profits to the First Try Foundation to help grow skateboarding and give skateboards to those in need.